Why is it when friends socialize, the subject of weight usually rolls around? This is especially true after the holidays when major over-eating takes place. The guys seem to brag while they pinch their round bellies but the girls suck in their stomachs and say they gained 5 pounds - when actually it is 10.
Excuses come forth while the ladies turn down dessert and the men call for another beer. The ladies suggest these reasons for their weight gain:
I'm bloated - it will go away."
The mens' excuses are nil - instead they say:
The group good-naturedly decides to see who can lose weight before the next month's meeting.
At next month's get-together, it is disclosed:
- The guys all lost 10 pounds each, don't know how they did and high-five each other.
- The silent ladies aren't talking but are all still sporting their 'big'clothes.'
It ain't fair Miz Scarlett, it just ain't fair.